I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
Were gonna put an end to alternative rock
Well find a way to make the Cranberries stop
We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime
But they wouldnt let us make the metal sign
No they wouldnt let us make the metal sign

Ill bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
Its hard to eat when youre headbanging
Makin out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesnt sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, thats where well meet
We are Pantera fans in love

Whats with these punk rock nerds, they cant even sing
I wish wed never heard of The Offspring
A candlelit dinner, now were holding hands
I taught you how to draw your first pentagram
We went miniature golfing but we didnt get far
Because we used the clubs to play air guitar
Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now

Ill bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
Its hard to eat when youre headbanging
Makin out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesnt sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, thats where well meet
We are Pantera fans in love
We are we are Pantera fans in love

We saw Ozzy on our first date
Our special song is Crazy Train
Makin out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesnt sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, thats where well meet
We are Metallica fans
We are Megadeth fans
We are Manowar fans in love
We are Pantera fans in love