How do I get through to a girl like you
Workin at the pretzel station at the mall
Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick
I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick
You wont check me out
Cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack

I wont be surprised if you dont call me tonight
Cause Im lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Dont you think its time you tried a different kind of guy

How can even make you understand
When Im wearing the pants with the elastic waistband oh no
Saw you on the bus laughing with your pretty friends
I was in back with the retarded kids
Tried to say hello at the high school dance
Then I wet my pants

I wont be surprised if you dont call me tonight
Cause Im lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Dont you think its time you tried a different kind of guy

We could be happy
I could be the one youre looking for
I could get a haircut and Id give up the video games

No need to explain why you didnt know my name
Cause Im lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes me wanna cry
Dont you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
Lamer
Lamer