We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes
We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
For the pendant key chains

To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it
His cigarette is burning
But he never seems to ash

He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location
But you better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards
He can show you his tatoos
He is in the music buisiness
He is calling you "Dude"

Now today is tomorrow
And tomorrow today
And yesterday is
Weaving in and out

And the bliping white lines
That the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front
Of the waining of the moon

He is handling the money
Hes serving the food
He knows about your party
He is calling you "Dude"

Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

Doesnt matter if youre skinny
Doesnt matter if youre fat
You can dress up like a solten
In your onion head hat

We are building a religion
We are making a brand
Were the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sand

Take a bite of this apple
Mr. Corporate invents
Take a walk through the jungle
Of cardboard shanties and tents

Some people drink Pepsi
Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ
Says democracys a joke

He says now do you believe
In the one big song
Hes now accepting callers
Who would like to sing along

She says, do you believe
In the one true edge
By fastening your safety belts
And stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the money
He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers
He is calling me "Dude"

Now do you believe
In the one big sign?
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

Theres no need
To ask directions
If you ever lose your mind
Were behind you
Were behind you
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
If you ever lose your way

We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are building
A religion
A limited
Edition

We are now accepting callers
For these beautiful
Pendant keychains