Shes gonna hand you a red-headed Gabriel
Coming from the bar in a plastic tie
Hes gonna swing from the tree of life
Hes gonna try and sell you on a great big lie

But when you speak to her, her eyes light up
The music spills right into your cup
The minstrels play and the waitress brings ice
There are pies on a carousel, have a slice
But watch out, she aint no good for you

Hes gonna spin like the tractor pull
Shell sit back when he tells his tale
Hes gonna yell when he drinks his beer,
Shell sit back and drink ginger ale

But when you speak to her, her eyes light up
The music spills right into your cup
Its so abrupt and its so concise
There are pies on a carousel, have a slice
But watch out, she aint no good for you, I say
Watch out, she aint no good for you

Shed like to put you in her zoo
Right between the canaries and the cockatoos
Shell pull out your feathers for her brand new hat
And when shes done that, shell feed you to her cat
So watch out, she aint no good for you
Watch out, she aint no good for you
Watch out, she aint no good for you