It was a last minute invitation

I did not have a thing to wear

I ran into the store

I said I need something black

Something formal

Other than that I don't care



I made it to the theatre as the lights dimmed

The first act was brilliantly fun

When I caught my reflction during intermission

I thought What have I done



What was I thinking

What was I blind

When I bought this outfit I must have been out of my mind

What was I thinking

Look at this dress

I'm taking up drinking

My life is a mess



My good friend said

I know you're gonna love him

I've known him for a long long time

And if I were not happily married myself

In a heartbeat I would try to make him mine

So I figured, I'll take my chances

I mean really what harm could it do

Makes you wonder 'bout your good friends and their motivations

When something like this happens to you



What was she thinking

Who is this guy

Maybe I will choke on this porkchop

And conveniently die

What was she thinking

Quick sharpen this knife

I'm thinking of drinking

And I'm thinking of eding my lfe



Ache tu livre

Aah what a dinner

Henery Bonjour

Kae lacksiman



Oh it was late

I had insomnia

The TV stair stepper started to look good

I thought to myself shuld I buy it

Then I heard Bruce Jennings voice say "yes you should"

And thats that master

And that bald headed man spray

And that victoria jackson makeup kit

Now I can barely get around my apartment

Its so full of this stupid stuff



What was I thinking

Look at this junk

I can't blame this on drinking

I have never, hardly, right now I'm not drunk

What was I thinking

When will this end

What was I thinking

When will this end

What was I thinking

This song has no end

What was I thinking

Okay that's the end