"When the crypt doors creek and the tomb stones quake

Spooks come out for a swinging wake

Happy haunts mater'lize

and begin to vocalize

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize



Now dont close your eyes

and dont try to hide

or a silly spook may sit by your side

Shrouded in a daft disguise

they pretend to terrorize

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize



As the moon climbs high

O'er the dead oak tree

spooks arrive for the midnight spree



creepy creeps with eerie eyes

start to shriek and harmonize

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize



When you hear the kwell of a requiem bell

weird glows gleam where spirits dwell

restless bones etherialize

rise as spooks of every size



If you would like to join our jamboree

there's a simple rule that's compulsory

mortals pay a toxen fee

rest in peace the hauntings free

so hurry back

we would like your company"