When I like you,
It's total revenge.
I want to, but I can pretend,
That I don't need to be by your side again.

Wrap me up,
In a plastic case,
Pat me down,
With your warm embrace,
I wanna know
Where you lay your face at night,
For all these years.

You're a problem,
That I can't abide,
I could sleep well,
If only I tried,
But I stay up and dream of a bride to be,
Oh me, Oh my.

Give it up,
I can't wait no more.
I am stuck on your bedroom floor.
With the thought,
That I may not be,
As great as those who came before.

There's a man assigned to me,
And he checks on my stability.
We discuss you every week.
Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.

But maybe, I can show you,
Baby, Maybe,
I can relax for good,
Whoa baby, I can show you,
Maybe, Baby,

There's a man assigned to me,
And he checks on my stability,
We discuss you every week,
Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.
And he charges by the tear,
Til I weep no more strictly out of fear,
That I can't afford your love,
And the moon just burns above.