[Chorus]

Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child

You know where we'll be rockin cause its fucking insane

its just the pick! of Destiny, child

More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain

[Verse 1]

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage

When he was buskin he was all the rage

He met Jables and he taught him well

All the techniques that were developed in Hell

Cock Push-ups and the Power Slide

Geek simulation now theres nowhere to hide

They formed a band they named Tenacious D

and then they got the Pick Of Destiny

[Chorus 2]

Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child

you know where we'll be rockin cause its freakin' insane

Its just the pick! of Destiny, child

Our tasty grooves are better than a Chicken Cho-mein

Cause he who is sleazy, is easy to pleasy

and she who is juicy, must be loosy goosy

and he who is groovy, will be in my movie so come on!

[Verse 2]

The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale

the demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow

but then it broke its tooth and thus the demon said "ow"

[Chorus 3]

Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child

you know where we'll be rockin cause its fucking insane

Cause its the pick! of destiny, child,

You know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane

Cause he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer

and she who is starky, is full of malarky

and he who is groovy, must be in my movie so come on!

(Guitar Solo)

Cause if your a diva, then go to Geneva

and if your a croney, then suck on my boney

and if you are groovy, then get in my movie

Its called the Pick of Destiny

The Pick of Destiny...!!!