Miss Sandford was a health nut

She cooked food in a wok

Mr Renfree was her boyfriend

And he had a great big..........



Cock-A-doodle-doodle

The rooster wouldn't quit

And I don't want my breakfast

Because it tastes like..........



Shit-zus make good house pets

They're cuddly and sweet

Monkeys aren't good to have

'Cause they like to beat their..........



Meat-ing in the office

They're meeting in the hall

The boss he wants to see you

So you can suck his..........



Balls-ac was a writer

He lived with Alan Funt

Michelle Bevan doesn't like him

But that's 'cause she's a............



Cunt-aminated water

Can really make you sick

Your bladder gets infected

And blood comes out your..........



Dick-tate what I am saying

'Cause it will brink you luck

And if you all don't like it

I don't give a flying f**k!