D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur

D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur

An O-L-D man, you're just an old man

Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan



Old man, why are you staring at me?

Mac on me and my friends, it's kind creepy

You should be prowling around the old folks home

Come on dude, leave us alone



At first we thought that it was kinda ill when

We thought that you were like a billion

And still I'm tryna make a killing

Get back to the museum



D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur

D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur

An O-L-D man, you're just an old man

Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan



That's what you are

You're pretty old



Not long till you're a senior citizen

And you can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen

Honey, your toupee is falling to your left side

Get up and go, bro, oh wait, you're fossilized



You sit down, buy me a martini

Won't go away my hips aren't sinking

Hey, you say, wanna come with me?

I'm about to barf, seriously?



D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur

D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur

An O-L-D man, you're just an old man

Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan



That's what you are