Chocolate chip cookie in my hand
Some of you don't understand
I'm dreaming of white silk
Bought me a cow now I want milk
I walk down the street to Billy Bob's Pub and Par
Billy says now son I need to know just who you are
I told him my name he said now son what will it be
He knew just what is was I wanted

An ice-cold glass of milk
All the other kids drink soda not me
I still drink good ole milk
Me and James Dean
We still drink good ole milk
I went to a high school party
All the girls had beer in their hand
They said I could have whatever I wanted
I said thank you ma'am
I did not understand why they all began to laugh
When they saw what it was