Theres 400 people in my calc lecture
theres only one that I think about
I dont give a damn for the others
but theres one girl who makes me wanna twist and shout

One day she sat next to me
nowhere could I see a girl as fair as she
Maybe one day shell sit by me again
Maybe I could even start a conversation

I dont even know her name but I think I love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture

The girl in my calc lecture
theres no u-substitution for her
I guess for now Ill wait and see
If I can integrate her and me

I dont care about Rolles Theorem
or the Half-Angle Formulas, who needs them?
I wish the prof would give it a rest,
Im just staring at the sine curve of the girls brea...

I dont even know her name but I think I love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture

Maybe if I got the courage
To talk to her
Maybe she could help me out with
My math homework
I could ask her out at gunpoint
but shed probly think Im a jerk...lets go

I dont even know her name but I think I love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture
I dont even know her name but I think I love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture

(Oi Oi Oi)