what's the deal with you and Lucinda
she said that you broke her hymen
while playing kick ball
I just think that you really weren't trying
I've seen you slay bigger dragons
in the Moorestown mall
give me a call
we're having a ball

run and slide on your belly
folks are in New Delhi
we're making prank calls
is that all you really remember
there was something behind your eyes
when you punched Sam Roy
please excuse our son he doesn't feel right
he just doesn't seem to enjoy all the things
that a little boy should
give me a call
we're having a ball
go and turn on the TV
naked women on 63
I wish I was tall
Gloria just confused with Walter
she would never hold hands with a boy like you
'cause you're made of slime
don't tell me that my boy has big problems
don't you worry about my son
he'll be just fine
give me a call
we're having a ball
run and slide on your belly
folks are in New Delhi
we're making prank calls
give me a call
we're having a ball
go and turn on the TV
naked women on 63
I wish I was tall
don't you wish you were tall
we're having a ball x 7