I do not like heaven
It's finally not my place
I do not like you either
I don't like your face

I do not like my mother
I sometimes hate my dad
I don't like my brother
That really makes me sad

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I ride the road into hell
To meet my maker
I'm tangled and under your spell
You are a faker
(I do not believe in)

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God!
Where is my backstage pass?
God!
Give me all access
God!
Where is my backstage pass?
God!

I don't like what I'm saying
I don't like what I think
Maybe I am not worth it
God, can you spare a drink?

I do not like Mondays
I do not like my wife
Lord, I will surrender
To get me out alive

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