My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer

My brother got kicked out of school

Aw bummer!

Julianne got laid in the back seat of a hummer

And got arrested

Like Mel Gibson



I read

In the trades

That the NYSNC boy is

No way!



But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

When i woke up, the first thing that I thought of was

Oh my, Kesha

Those hot Jimmy Chus!

Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?



Celebutons work in the glamarazzi

Shoulda told my story to the tabloids, took the money

Takes alot to get kicked out of these parties

And almost get arrested

Like Mel Gibson



I don't

Recall it all

But i got like fifty phone calls

Oh my god is it true?!



I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

When i woke up, the first thing that I thought of was

Oh no Kesha!

Those hot Gucci shoes!

Hey paris, did i lose it on that pair too?



Oh

Of all the stupid things I've done

I'm the proudest of this one

But this one's the best!



I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

When i woke up, the first thing that I thought of was

Oh my Kesha

Those hot Jimmy Chus!

And those Manolos and Pradas and

Chloes and your sparkly dresses



Hey Paris! I saw the saaaame stuff at Target



Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do?

Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do?

(Come on Paris!)

I totally lost it, la la la

(You're not foolin' me anymore!)

All over your closet, la la la

(I saw the tag! I saw the tag!)

Paris Hilton's closet!



I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk(So drunk!)and totally lost it

When I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet (Really?!)

I got drunk and totally lost it



La la la

Tra la la la la