If I won me the lottery
I'd dance naked in the street, with a top hat full of money
And you'd wanna get to know me
If I won me the lottery

And if I was a movie star
I'd sip honey from a pickle jar, in the back of my limosine
And they'd call me an icon

And I'd be lookin back at you from the cover of a People magazine

I guess it's all for the takin
I guess it's all yours and mine.
My sister says I've got to see it, to believe it
And I believe it
I believe it

Well I'm just an outsider
I'm livin in a trailer, with a black and white TV set
If only I was president
Ya know I'd paint the white house pink
And never have to pay the rent
If only I was president

I guess it's there for the taking