WAKE UP! Miss toadstool,
It is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa
i'm a turtle as you see, a little slow and a little green.
But on the whole I'd say, "Super duper."

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened. (ooh ooh)
But if you knew just why you're here... Your fear would just be heightened! So lets just say,
Ignorance is bliss.

Oh well, I hate to be a bummer... I brought you here to bring me plumbers.
You know those brothers oh what's their names?
Oh yes!
Mario, and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queezy.
I'd like to take that monkey wrench.
I'd play my own game.

Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided. (ooh ooh)
I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good Mario bait!
I can't wait.
Ignorance is bliss.

With my magic books I'll shower those clumsy lizards with my power
until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel.
My only problem with these spells is that I know not what they tell
so every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those plumbing fools.