Crazy Miranda

Lives on propaganda she believes anything she reads

It could be one side or the other



Free Press or Time Life covers

She follows newsprint anywhere it leads

But still she can't seem to read and nobody

Knows nobody knows what she needs it could be love



All the pretty ladies textbooks

Tell her how to have the "next look"



The Bible tells her stay as plain as you are

She wants all the pretty boys beside her

To write some pretty words to guide her

To tell her than they love her body as well as her mind



She wants some kind of sign--a sign of love

oh never mind--she's not your kind.