There is the mat
Wipe where it's at
You can come in
So can the cat
I can see me
Under my feet
Under a fan
Spreading the heat

If everyone's ready and waiting for you, Yeah
Then come along Friday what is there to do?
We like to clean, our hands with preen
To keep all the germs away from the scene
That's our motto, that's what we say
That is the truth, that's how it'll stay
If everyone's ready and waiting for you, Yeah
Then come along Friday what is there to do?

Scrub and make clean the lino, lino
In case of visitors
You don't wanna know, you just want them to go
They walked on your lino and it's hard to clean
Hard to clean
You don't wanna know, you just want them to go
They walked on your lino and it's hard to clean
Hard to clean, it's hard to clean