Verse 1:
We were so drunk last night,
We had that stupid fight,
You called me a useless selfish prick,
So I'm in a fix right now,
And we'll measure the truth somehow,
love is a funny thing to me,

Pre-Chorus 1:
then you stormed out and grabbed your coat,
while slamming shut the door,
a ruthless move so cold you left your keys inside the door Oh...

Chorus:
Can Nothing i do make you happy anymore,
nothin' i say put a smile onto your face,
can nothing i say bring us back together,
nothing i do put a smile onto your face.

(Spoken) Well Okay..

Verse 2:
Next day i called you back,
and you called me a stupid twat,
and then you were crying on the phone,
you sounded so upset, you said,
i wasn't the man you'd met
3 years and 7 months ago