The tavern was full of whores
In the holy harvest festival
But I was so drunk that
I could not think about fucking.
I went into the woods
To have fresh air and clear my mind
And suddenly it was there,
A bear hidden in a bush
Fight against a bear
There's no sword or spear
To bring away your fear
Fight against the beast
It's a real risk
Claw versus fist
Fight against a bear
Fight against a big bear
Fight against a beast
Fight against a bear
Fight against a big bear
Fight against a beast
Uuh! Said the bear
Aah! I screamed in despair
Uuh! Said the bear
Aah!
Instead of run or fight
I just give the bear my vodka
And instead of kill or growl
It happily starts to drink
And then the bear got drunk
And we started to dance
Villagers think I've gone mad
But now I have a new friend
Drinking with the bear
Dancing with the bear
Speaking with the bear
Playing with the bear
Driving with the bear
Eating with the bear
Hunting with the bear
Shopping with the bear Bear
Partying with the bear
Disco with the bear
Going out for girls girls
With my friend the bear
Graor!