Hanging around before we played when I saw her across the room
Yeah well, shes mighty cute, so I thought I might make my move
I saddled up beside her, to see what shes about
I introduced myself, but then, I found out that

She hates ska, she wont dance
Guess that I dont have a chance
When we play she wont stay (Oi Oi Oi)
She hates ska, she wont go
Out with me after the show
by the second song shes gone far away (oh yeah)

she said annoying horn riffs, after beats are so lame
she said the horns are so boring,
all the songs sound the same
she said she wishes Aaron would die,
and flipsyde and the specials too
when I heard that I almost cried, yeah, I felt so blue cause

She hates ska, she wont dance
Guess that I dont have a chance
When we play she wont stay (Oi Oi Oi)
She hates ska, she wont go
Out with me after the show
by the second song shes gone far away (oh yeah)

If I ever, asked her to skank
Shed probably think I called her one
Just cause I play, in a ska band
doesnt mean that Im no fun (LETS GO)

now shes all over the guy from the metal band
hey jealousy, Ive had about all I can stand
theres just one thing that I dont understand
why the hell was she wearing Vans if...

She hates ska, she wont dance
Guess that I dont have a chance
When we play she wont stay (Oi Oi Oi)
She hates ska, she wont go
Out with me after the show
by the second song shes gone far away (oh yeah)
She hates ska, and I saw her
Making out in the back
Of the metal heads car (Oi Oi Oi0
She hates ska, She hates ska
Guess shell never throw a bra.....at me