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Let's celebrate the smartass way

We must analyse (we must analyse)
Meticulously scrutinize
Label (label), label and categorize
Then finally pulverize

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Ain't no stuff out there you find the slightest inspiring, no
Since you've seen and heard everything
You need to tell the world nothing's happening under the sun
Be the judge, the jury and executioner in one, in one

Ahh, chop off heads with that lethal keyboard, you're the meanest of the mean
Those furious forum posts are as sharp as the Guillotine
Rip it all into pieces, man, that latest comment rules (hip hip hooray)
On these bloody, binary battlefields we break it down into molecules (hip hip hooray)

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Let's celebrate the smartass way
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Let's celebrate the smartass way
The smartass way
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Let's celebrate the smartass way (hip hip hooray)
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Let's celebrate the smartass way (hip hip hooray)
The smartass way