In the throws of young love Leroy
Didn't think to think and in the blink of an eye
Tied the knot not knowing how'd to not know
It was the prodigal son this girl had brought him home
He moved out of his stepdad's apartment
He moved in with his cute Guatemalan
Things were copasetic 'til she caught him
Things were cool and collected 'til she found him
Erected with another
Shit went bad
He's on the roof again
She flipped he flipped the bird
And then he went to the roof
Where his threats ring loud and clear
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna die this year
Got screwed by the horse that he rode in on
Running high on his whims had only gotten him down
He moved back to his stepdad's apartment
Where he put himself back together 'til
She came back
He's on the roof again
She flipped he flipped the bird
And then he went to the roof
Where his threats ring loud and clear
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna die this year
Your heinous highness broke her hymen
Hey man, try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
But try to calm try to calm down
Your heinous highness broke her hymen
Hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
But try to calm try to calm down
Your heinous highness broke her hymen
Hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
But try to calm try to calm down
Your heinous highness broke her hymen
Hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
Try to try to try to try to
Calm down
Shit went bad
He's on the roof again
She flipped he flipped the bird
And then he went to the roof
Where his threats ring loud and clear
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna jump, gonna jump, gonna die this year
Gonna jump, gonna die this year