"Next Ex-Girlfriend"

I don�t wanna meet your dad
Don�t wanna hump your sister
Don�t wanna do it to your best friend either
I don�t want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin

When you walk out I don�t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don�t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don�t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don�t want the fairy tale and
I don�t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don�t wanna learn to dance don�t wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I�m a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I�m not a homo

When you walk out I don�t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don�t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don�t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don�t want the fairy tale and
I don�t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone im good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldn�t put up with that
So no your never taking me back

I don�t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don�t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don�t want the fairy tale and
I don�t want the girl from hell
And I don�t want to spend the time
And I don�t need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend