Well now you know your grandma found the wigs
Your family gives you tumors every year
We're crazy for lovin' crazy for cats

Get up shorty
You can find me on the floor trippin' kids
Novocaine is your friend
Get up shorty
Foot crust (my arches were scaly)
Foot crust (dude, they get it)

Cry baby right before you drown yeah, (oh oh) get down
Try a muffin dropped on the ground yeah, (oh oh) get down

Got a feather in my pocket tied to my ponytail, and I threw out my fresh eggs to help my friend Laverne
Feel popular instead of doing puppet things, I remember she liked a guy with a baby bird

I say oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go
No one hock a loogie in my cup
Yeah, this cool song gotcha dancin' till dawn (foot crust)

I say oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go
No one hock a loogie in my cup
Yeah, this cool song gotcha dancin' till dawn

Yeah, I found this old note in my creepy house
Like that Star Trek when they found those tribbles
I think I hurt my cooter bump
What? Ew, why is it funny when I poke you in the chin?
I can't love him if he bought an album for my birthday at the dollar store (musical reply)

Killed it, come on

Oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go
Wait, don't go into that room
Oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go
Does anyone have a paperclip?
Oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go
Is spontaneous combustion like a real thing?
Oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go

Dope rhymes from my dope girl
Running like a lion runs across a Serengeti
If I stumble I could tumble, and throw up all my spaghetti
But I shouldn't so I shan't, you know I won't because I can't
If I can make it to the station, there's a train to take me back

Sit me on a train
Rolling fast but I feel no pain
Cause I'm sitting on a train
And not sleeping in a tree

I say oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go
No one hock a loogie in my cup
Yeah, this cool song gotcha dancin' till dawn (foot crust)

I say oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go
No one hock a loogie in my cup
Yeah, this cool song gotcha dancin' till dawn

Please, keep on movinKeep moving me forward
I see the world behind me shrinkin' as we ride
Oh choo-choo place choo-choo go (oh, oh oh)

Choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo go
Sit me on a train
Rolling fast but I feel no pain
Cause I'm sitting on a train

Choo-choo, choo-choo, choo-choo go
Sit me on a train
Rolling fast but I feel no pain
Cause I'm sitting on a train
And not sleeping in a tree

I say oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go
No one hock a loogie in my cup
Yeah, this cool song gotcha dancin' till dawn (foot crust)

I say oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go
No one hock a loogie in my cup
Yeah, this cool song gotcha dancin' till dawn (foot crust)

I say oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go
No one hock a loogie in my cup (no, I'm not sleepin' in a tree)
Yeah, this cool song gotcha dancin' till dawn (foot crust)

I say oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, choo-choo go
No one hock a loogie in my cup (no, I'm not sleepin' in a tree)
Yeah, this new song gonna dance till dawn