Jean Pierre was a fashion designer



And Jean Pierre couldn't feel any finer



'Cause all he needed was a fresh look for fall, that's it







John Pierre took her out to the movies



And John Pierre loved the way she said groovy



And soon before he knew it, Jean Pierre was in love







They were takin' it way too slow



Jean Pierre was ready to blow



Just lookin' at Rommy's Pants



You can take France out of the lover



But not the lover out of France







So Jean Pierre took his love to the river



And Jean Pierre hoped she let him get in her



And Jean Pierre did what any red-blooded fashion designer would do







He ran his hands down her back to her butt



Just like a straight guy would



And he thought to himself, "Oh, American ass...



Now I know what McDonald's is all about, mm hmm"







[Insert freestyle french here



Something about a banana



Oh, oui...And another banana...



I cannot type French



If you can, please leave it in a comment



And I will add it.]







Jean Pierre was a fashion designer



And Jean Pierre couldn't feel any finer



'Cause all he needed was a fresh look for fall



All he needed was a fresh look for fall



All he needed was a fresh look for that, that's it