Your nose doesn't bleed when you've got cancer

Planes don't crash down as often

I wish I wasn't scared so easily

I think I watch too much TV

I think they sometimes lie to me

I think they're also trying to scare me

Catastrophe! Emergency!

You never know what happens

Probably the worst

I'm prepared, I'm ready!

But I can't move

I think I watch too much TV

I think they sometimes lie to me

I think they're also trying to scare me

I can't sleep through the night

Although you're by my side

Life is dangerous on TV

Spinning stories in my mind

Of what there could be

The Oscar goes to tragedy

I wonder what is wrong with me

How are the quotes for my real life show?

Did I manage an exciting plot?

Look at my perfect scenery!

Missing every trace of live

I think I watch too much TV

I think they sometimes lie to me

I think they're also trying to scare me

I can't sleep through the night

Although you're by my side

Life is dangerous on TV

Spinning stories in my mind

Of what there could be

The Oscar goes to tragedy

I can't sleep through the night

Don't want you by my side

Love is different on TV

Spinning stories in my mind

Of what there should be

The Oscar goes to tragedy

Tell me, tell me is life dangerous?

I think I watch too much TV

Maybe I'll go and read a book