Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till christmas time
When i can grope you in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show
Listen, i like female form in minimal dress
Money to spend with a capital "s"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, i want it
They got it, i can't have it
But i want it, it don't matter
She got it, but i can't get it
I want a mistress for christmas
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low
He got it, i want it
They got it, i can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and i can't get a -
Mistress for christmas
You know what i'm talkin' about
I want the woman in red with bow in my bed
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells