Theres this girl I dont know
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom
Then I will stay out of trouble
Shell change every year
Even pretty without beer
She doesnt care about my hair
My car, my tiny pee pee in the mirror

Whoo, yehh
Shes finally here
Whoo, yehh
Comes one time a year
Whoo, yehh
Shes finally here
Whoo, yehh
My Playmate Of The Year
She moves me
She makes me grow
Im so happy and boy does it show
Now shes going to my head
Im gonna make this milky clear
Youre my Playmate Of The Year

Hello how are you
Its great to see you too
Lets grab a sock
Its time to rock
And afterwards
You never want to talk
We always agree
Whos in charge here is me
We never fight
You know Im right
Its always straight between you and me

Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle
Everyone can hear her say
That I was the best shes ever had
She could be my playmate
And she could call me dad
Whoo, yehh.....

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