Ive got girls, theyre in my room
The only thing is my room is not here
Its ten till two, the clock wont move
Detention hall is better with beer

I can do it all in my room
I can be a rockstar with a bad attitude
I am the king in my room
I can ground my mom and dad if I choose

Shapow
How do you like me now?
Shazaam
I dont think you understand
Shaquick
Hey, I got a ten inch...tv screen
Only in my room

Ive got green, its in my room
The only thing is my room is not here
Pitching tents inside my pants
And theres a pool of drool by my ear

I can take it all in my room
I can be a quarterback and the coolest guy in school
I can get on down in my room
I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in the nude

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