El Scorcho, Aye Carumba
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And Im jello, baby
But you want talk wont look wont think of me
Im the epitome
Of Public Enemy
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me
Im a lot like you so please
Hello Im here Im waiting
I think Id be good for you
And you youd be good for me
I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them (how cool is that?)
How cool is that?
So I went to your room and read your diary
"Watching grunge leg drop New Jack through a presstable"
And then my heart stopped:
"Listening to Cio-Cio San fall in love all over again."
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How stupid is it
I cant talk about it
I gotta sing about it
And make a record of my heart
How stupid is it
Wont you gimme a minute
Just come up to me
And say hello (to my heart)
How stupid is it
For all I know you want me too
Or maybe you just dont know what to do
And maybe youre scared to say
Im falling for you
I wish I could get my head outta the sand
cause I think wed make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But thats just a stupid dream that I wont realize
cause I cant even look in your eyes without shakin
And I aint fakin
Ill bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon
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