Fur! I am covered with fur.
From my snoot to my spur,
I'm a furry fella!

Fur! When you stroke it, I purr.
When you poke it, I grrr.
It's maroon and yella!

Fur! Keeps me warm when it's brrr.
Don't you wish that you were
Fairly bursting with fur, fur, fur?
Yes, fur is beautiful, fur is clever,
Furthermore, I'll love fur furever!
Fur! Unfurgettable fur!

Now, you may find fur too frightful,
But I'd never switch.
I find my fur delightful,
But, boy, does it itch!

You may see fur as horrible,
I say, "No sir!"
To me my fur's adorable,
And I'm covered with fur.
I kinda grow it.

Repeat chorus

My head's in a whir,
My thoughts are a blur
When I think of my fur-bulous,
Furst-rate fur!
Oh, fur! Unfurgettable fur!