The suburbs they are dreaming
They're a twinkle in her eye
She's been feeling frisky
Since her husband said, "Goodbye"
She wears a low-cut t-shirt
Runs a little B and B
She's most accomodating when she's in her lingerie

Wife swapping is your future
You know that it would suit you

Yes, they're stereotypes
There must be more to life
All your life you're dreaming
And then you stop dreaming
From time to time you know you should be going on another bender

The suburbs they are sleeping
But she's dressing up tonight
She likes a man in uniform
He likes to wear it tight
They're on the lovers' sofa
They're on the patio
And when the fun is over watch themselves on video

The neighbors may be staring
But they are just past caring

Yes, they're stereotypes
There must be more to life
All your life you're dreaming
And then you stop dreaming
From time to time you know you're going on another bender

Yes, there must be more to life
Than stereotypes

Wife swapping is your future
You know that it would suit you

Yes, they're stereotypes
There must be more to life
All your life you're dreaming
And then you stop dreaming
From time to time you know you should be going on another bender

Yes, there must be more to life
Than stereotypes
All your life you're dreaming
And then you stop dreaming
From time to time you know
You should go on another bender {if you're coming to an ender}