Meanie Leanie come on down
Come and entertain the town
Its friday night and were all bored
Times being called there is no more
Times being called its such a bore

Dan Abnormal not normal at all
Its not his fault we made him this way
Hell imitate you, try to ape you
But its not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv

Meanie Leanie stays up late
Mopes around gets in a state
The killer in your arcade
Shooting gangstas ready made
Cause that is where the futures made

Dan Abnormal not normal at all
Its not his fault we made him this way
Hell imitate you, try to ape you
But its not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv

Dan went to his local burger bar
I want mcnormal and chips
Or Ill blow you to bits
Give us it

Its the miseries at half past three
Watching video nasties
He has dirty dreams when hes asleep
Dans just like you and me
Hes the Meanie Leanie

Dan Abnormal not normal at all
Its not his fault we made him this way
Hell imitate you, try to ape you
But its not his fault Dan watches tv, tv, tv
Dan Abnormal not normal at all
Its not his fault we made him this way
Hell imitate you, try to ape you
But its not his fault Dans as normal as me