Ryan:

A long time ago in a land far away

lived the pineapple princess, Tiki.

She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way,

but so sad that she hardly speaky.

Still, if you listen well,

you'll hear her secret wish.



Sharpay:

Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!



I long to free a truly remarkable fish

My sweet prince.



Humuhumunukunukua'pua?a

Makihiki malahini-who

Humuhumunukunukua'pua?a

Ooh!

Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.



(Ryan, the fog?)



Ryan:

She dreams of a boy who is under a spell

that has left him all wet and scaly.



Sharpay:

I sing from my heart of the power of love,

just a girl with a ukulele.



Come to me, my sweet one, and be still.

I'll grasp your tail and stroke each lender gill.

My sweet prince.



Humuhumunukunukua'pua?a

Makihiki malahini-who

Humuhumunukunukua'pua?a

Ooh!

Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.



Now this is where we lean into the whole

kabuki thing.



Sharpay Ryan & Girls:



The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried,

and the ocean had a fit.



Sharpay:

(Ryan, where's my ocean!?)



Sharpay, Ryan & Girls:

Then the wind went whoosh, and thunder

cracked, and mighty Mount Fufu spit.



Sharpay [spoken]:

(Mighty Mount Fufu spit!)



Sharpay & Ryan:

T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki

Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky.

So words I will not mince.



Sharpay:

Please make a man of my fresh fish prince.



This is real fish talk... No lie.



And then the fish turns into a

gorgogeus prince and sings:



I'm Prince Humuhumunukunukua'pua?a

Amakahiki malahini who.

(With me!)

Humumunukunukua'pua?a

Ooh!

Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu



Sharpay:

EVERYBODY!



All:

Humuhumunukunukua'pua?a

Makihiki malahini-who

Humuhumunukunukua'pua?a

Ooh!

Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.

wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.

wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu!