I'm 6 foot 3 with a fist like a hammer
And I work with the Vice Squad when I can
And when I pull out my bath then I get on
my glamour
Little guys all surprised take a seat
For me it's a first I'm a man

I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I set your souls on fire
Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I'm cool and I'm so mean
Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
I've handcuffed your desire
I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a
rock
My kids have a fuse and my wife is a shock

I'm a full blooded man not a weak immitation
I like to flex my arms in the neon lights
I'm a queen at the street and a king at the
station
It's a secret of mine, not a sign I'm gonna
make that right
Because..

I must look pretty shocking
In my bullet proof vest
With my black lace stockings
All this hair on my chest
When the boys see me coming
All the boys start to run
They all got their great big holsters
And I got the only gun
Because..