Hey, you got a face like a labrador
I don`t mind that`s what I`m here for
The angel Gabriel sent me
To give you a little bit of sympathy
I`m gonna take you down to Harley Street
Such a shame you had that crash
That will teach you to drive flash
and a lorry hit you at full power
Your blood gushing like a shower
Plastic surgery - it`s so plastic
Plastic surgery - fantastic
(and you better take me away)
Well you might have to sell your car
And your parent`s brand new house
You lie awake and lose your sleep
Baby, miracles do not come cheap
Well you can have a brand new nose
Light blue eyes or even hazel
A little ear will be much better
When you are a real go getter
Don`t go sitting in the sun
Your new face might start to run
Just forget your makeup scheme
Clean your face with Mr. Sheen